Songs in the Key of OTP

Mar 1

Swing low

Swing low, sweet deployment
Comin’ for to carry to prod’
Swing low, sweet deployment
Comin’ for to carry to prod’

I looked over Jenkins
And WHAT did I see,
Comin’ for to carry to prod’
A band of devops comin’ after me,
Comin’ for to carry to prod’

Swing low, sweet deployment
Comin’ for to carry to prod’
Swing low, swweet deployment
Comin’ for to carry to prod’

If you ship it before I do
Comin’ for to carry to prod’
Tell all the ops I’m shippin’ too,
Comin’ for to carry to prod’

Dec 21

shiny happy erlang

shiny happy people coding

meet me at the lab, erlang, erlang
throw your beams around, love me, love me
take it to qa, happy, happy

put it in github
where otp grows
blue and green shine

shiny happy people pushing code
shiny happy people pushing code
shiny happy people coding

production deploy, love them, love them
bump all the metrics, graph it, graph it
theres no time to cry, happy, happy

shiny happy people pushing code
shiny happy people pushing code
shiny happy people coding

hey, here we go

shiny happy people pushing code
shiny happy people pushing code
shiny happy people coding

Feb 16

Oh when the beams

Oh when the beams go marching in
When the beams go marching in
Oh lord I want to be in that release
When the beams go marching in

And when the pids (begin) refuse to crash
And when the pids (begin) refuse to crash
Oh lord I want to be in that release
When the beams go marching in

When the logs fill with errors
When the logs fill with errors
Oh lord I want to be in that release
When the beams go marching in

On that hot deployment day
On that hot deployment day
Oh lord I want to be in that release
When the beams go marching in

Feb 2

one beam over the line

one beam over the line sweet robert
one beam over the line
sittin’ downtown in a well lit office
one beam over the line
awaitin’ for the deploy that lets us leave tonight
hopin’ the deploy is on time
sittin’ downtown in a well lit office
one beam over the line

Jan 23

feeling good

beams flying high you know how i feel
ets terms you know how i feel
state driftin’ on by you know how i feel

it’s a new spawn
it’s a new port
it’s a new life
for me

and i’m feeling good

Nov 29

flogging beams

if i ever leave this node alive
i’ll thank for all the casts you sent in my life
if i ever leave this node alive
i’ll respawn in the supervisor next to you
wherever i spawn you’ll always be
more than just a state
if i ever leave this node alive

if i ever leave this node alive
i’ll take on all the variables i left behind
if i ever leave this node alive
the madness that you feel will soon subside
so in a word don’t trap exit
i’ll be here when erlang gets weird
if i ever leave this node alive

Oct 13

beam marley

don’t worry about a thing
cause every little defect gonna be resolved
singin’ don’t worry about a thing
cause every little defect gonna be resolved!
rise up this mornin’
smiled with the bootin’ bot
three little beams
pitch by my prod env
singin’ sweet codes
of bytecodes pure and true
sayin’ this is my packet to you-ou-ou

fun() fun() fun()

well she got her startups app
and she deployed into the cloud just now
seems she forgot all about process
like she told her boss now
and with irc blasting
deploying just as fast as she can now
and she’ll have fun fun fun
till her dept head taks the devops away
(fun fun fun till her dept head takes the devops away)

misfit processes

The records all hang
Headless and limp
tuples with no surprises
And the code drains down like devils rain
We’ll bathe tonight
I want your posts
I need your posts
I want your posts
I need your posts

io:formatfly

take my love, take my beam
take me where i do not build
i don’t care, i’m still free
you can’t take erlang from me
take me out to the cloud
tell them i ain’t rollin’ back
burn vms and boil the net
you can’t take erlang from me
there’s no place i can be
since i found otp
but you can’t take erlang from me